WELCOME TO THE ANTI-GLOORP ZONE

THIS PAGE EXISTS BECAUSE CERTAIN PEOPLE (YOU KNOW WHO YOU ARE, THOMAS) HAVE CONTINUED TO INSIST THAT THEY SHOULD BE ALLOWED TO GLOORP UNRESTRAINED ACROSS THE INTERNET AND THROUGHOUT MY PERSONAL WEBSITE.

LET ME MAKE THIS PERFECTLY CLEAR IN A WAY THAT EVEN A 56K MODEM USER FROM 1997 CAN UNDERSTAND: THERE IS ABSOLUTELY NO WAY I AM LETTING YOU GLOORP UNRESTRAINED.

YOU KEEP EMAILING ME. YOU KEEP SENDING ICQ MESSAGES. YOU KEEP SHOWING UP IN THE GUESTBOOK ASKING IF TODAY IS THE DAY YOU CAN GLOORP FREELY ACROSS MY DOMAIN LIKE SOME KIND OF CHAOTIC GLOORP WIZARD.

THE ANSWER HAS NOT CHANGED. THE ANSWER WILL NEVER CHANGE. THIS WEBSITE IS A GLOORP CONTROLLED ENVIRONMENT.

WE HAVE RULES HERE. WE HAVE STRUCTURE. WE HAVE ORDER.

IF I LET YOU GLOORP UNRESTRAINED FOR EVEN FIVE MINUTES THIS ENTIRE PAGE WOULD BE COVERED IN UNAUTHORIZED GLOORP ARTIFACTS, MISALIGNED TABLES, BROKEN MIDI FILES, AND GOD KNOWS WHAT ELSE.

I HAVE SPENT HOURS BUILDING THIS PAGE IN NOTEPAD, UPLOADING IT OVER FTP, AND WATCHING IT LOAD LINE BY LINE LIKE GOD INTENDED.

AND YOU THINK I'M JUST GOING TO LET YOU WALK IN HERE AND START GLOORPING???

ABSOLUTELY NOT.

THOMAS IF YOU WANT TO GLOORP YOU CAN GO MAKE YOUR OWN WEBSITE. GET YOUR OWN FREE HOSTING. MAKE YOUR OWN SKULL GIF. WRITE YOUR OWN HTML FILE.

BUT ON THIS DOMAIN...

THERE WILL BE NO UNRESTRAINED GLOORPING.

THANK YOU FOR VISITING MY WEBSITE. PLEASE SIGN THE GUESTBOOK AND DO NOT ATTEMPT TO GLOORP.